My First Drunk Blog

So I decided to do a c=drunken blog post. No internet so I can not tweet it, but who would really see that anywhays? Yes, I put an extra h in anywHays, what are you gonna do about it? I feel I should phut extrah h’s ewherever I possibly chan ( that’s can not Chan).

When I was sober I started watching The Premonition with Sandara Bullock (yes I spelled Sandra wrong, I almost changed it but it made me lagh so ikept it)  and in the beginning )I almost lost where I was going with this) I was so emotional over the death of her husband I was crying.. I am currently watching her get takwn away from her kids.. idk if they can actually do that or if it has to be a cop under the 5150.. pretty dumb.. plus only aa judge or jury can decide if someone is clinically insane.

So im sitting in my old principals house, not my principals old house haaha. Eating top ramen and watching her dog with no pants on… well im not ALWYS watchinh her dog.. like not staring at constantlty. Just keeping an eye out, except not literally.. cuz that would hurt too much and I would ask her to pay me moore than $10 a night. And I hate pants.

It upsets me that she has no internet for me to use and I am probably too drunk to drive.. its only ¼ of a mile to the free internet spot.. wwaaaaiiit.. that’s not very far at all.. I could probably walk! I think I mat try!

I got excited then I got scarted.. that didn’t stop me from smashing a window of a house.. but now im alone.. what if I get raped and kjilled?? Or just killed cuz I wouldn’t want to rape this either. Theres also thatr creepy guy from church you had to turn down last night down the street.. I should probably just stay here and drink some more.. I will probably develop the courafe latrer….shit. I thought I was dping well with the spelling errors… guess not..

UPDATE: this didn’t work out as well as I thought it would be. I am sober now. And wow, no one let me drink by myself again, or drink and blog. It is a dangerous situation lol. So I apologize for my behavior.