So this morning I got up as usual, pranced merrily to the bathroom. Blissfully unaware of what was waiting for me in the shower only feet away.
While still having cleanser on my face and shampoo in my hair I looked up to the terrorizing furry eight legged monster with glistening fangs that was right above my head.
Of course I was petrified and unable to move. I finally mustered the courage to splash the spider repeatedly with water as I squished myself in the corner just in case the spider jumped down on my face and decided to eat my face, because for some reason spiders love cleanser, it’s like crack. Anyways, I ended up splashing it down into the bottom of the shower where I stood on my tippy toes in the corner, using the directional showerhead to drain the little bastard down. Eventually, I got him.
My shower then went back to its regularly scheduled events.
I don't even think he knew he only had 7 legs..
Later in the day I got my new iPod Touch J and the new Ke$ha CD.
I am no longer wearing his ring.. he hasn’t noticed.
Soon I am off to experience a new sport as one of my ploys to get healthy and exercise more, it is called roller-skating. My friend Bethany, her father Jamie and I are going to derby practice tonight. Booya fat ass.
Btw, the Ke$ha CD is awesome.
Later on...
Derby practice was cool and boring at the same time. Cool because I am excited to do it. Boring because I do not own skates so I only got to watch.
Today I also learned how to skate! I thought I knew how. Six wheels, one in front of another. No. Four wheels two in front and two in back, next to each other. And the wheels are flat(wtf?).
I felt like I was just learning to walk. Needless to say, I suck.
THEN later on I went and hung out with some friends.
It was there that I was humped against my will.
By their dog "Boss", yes he was the boss. After biting me and leaving a bruise on my arm, he decides to be sweet and want my attention. After I finished petting him, he apparently was upset by the lack of petting and decided to jump on my back and hump me. This is NOT a small dog. This is sort of what it looked like:
Later on...
Derby practice was cool and boring at the same time. Cool because I am excited to do it. Boring because I do not own skates so I only got to watch.
Today I also learned how to skate! I thought I knew how. Six wheels, one in front of another. No. Four wheels two in front and two in back, next to each other. And the wheels are flat(wtf?).
I felt like I was just learning to walk. Needless to say, I suck.
THEN later on I went and hung out with some friends.
It was there that I was humped against my will.
By their dog "Boss", yes he was the boss. After biting me and leaving a bruise on my arm, he decides to be sweet and want my attention. After I finished petting him, he apparently was upset by the lack of petting and decided to jump on my back and hump me. This is NOT a small dog. This is sort of what it looked like:
i'm gonna have to say that my favorite part was your telling of the boss incident. and the picture. haha.
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