Because nothing really happened today I thought that I wouldn't be able to write a blog post for today. I then remembered about my first blog posts promise of Oprah hate. Well here you go.
That paragraph took 10 minutes, while this sentence only took two.
Well, Oprah personally attacked me. She now OWNs Discovery Health, January 1st it will become OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network. Fuck that.
How am I supposed to become a successful nurse if I can't watch Trauma: Life in the ER, or Mystery Diagnosis, or Dr. G, or Untold Stories of the ER? Seriously. If I fail nursing school I'm going after Oprah. When/if I attack her(I don't know whether it will be fat Oprah or thinner Oprah) she better wish she is the thinner one because she is going to have to run fast.
But I am fairly confident I will succeed in nursing school. And fairly confident that if I do fail, I will not attack Oprah Winfrey...hopefully.
Anyways I'm loosing my funny so I will just draw you a picture to illustrate my dislike/hatred of this terrible woman.
I decided not to replicate the actual OWN image, for possible copyright infringement, we don't want that.
Well thats pretty much it. I'm sorry that it is a boring Tuesday.
Update: My friend showed me something amazing.
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